Are these the 10 worst chat-up lines of all time? Tell us yours ahead of Valentine’s Day

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Valentine’s Day is almost upon us and that means romance is in the air.

And what better way to mark the season of love than by taking a look at some of the cheesiest chat-up lines you’re ever likely to find.

Here’s a few but why don’t you get in touch and give us some of your own.

• If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

• Did you invent the airplane because you seem Wright for me.

• Do you like raisins? What about a date then?

• I’ve lost my teddy. Could you cuddle me instead.

• Do you work in a coffee shop because I like you a latte.

• There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.

• If I said you smelled of bins, would you let me take you out?

• Do you have something in your eye? Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

• If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would give you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.

There’s our top ten. Now what’s yours. Let us know in the comment section below or find us on Facebook.