D’ya hear yer man

YOU may have noticed the ‘D’ya Hear Yer man’ section of the Lurgan Mail website has become populated with the musings of several other, unnamed columnists.

I have no idea who they are, how they got here, nor have I any idea how to get rid of them.

I’d like to take this opportunity to make it clear that the views expressed by these invading columnists are far too sensible to be my own.

Unless you see my ugly bake attached to a column in this section then it’s safe to assume I’m not responsible for the content therein.